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Senator Kerry is Still A Douchebag

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This entry was posted on 11/1/2006 3:47 PM and is filed under George W. Bush,John Kerry.


Greasy Creek Firmly Believes George W. Bush is the Worst President in our Nation's History But... God Do We Hate John Kerry

Thank God, the Senator Finally Issued an Apology



An explanatory from Greasy Creek:

The Brothers Faubus supported General Wesley Clark for President in 2004 & we were highly upset when the Yankee d-bag, flip flopping, phony, opportunistic SOB John Kerry won the nomination.

We even refused to vote for him in the General election: Sam put his friend FDR as a write in and I wrote in my old buddy Sid McMath. There were no good options in 2004 for the country in the general election and as bad as George W. has been the one good thing from the 2004 election was John Kerry was gone from Democratic politics forever....right?

Until Monday when he popped up in California pretending he was running for President and pretending to have any comedic sensibilities. NEWSFLASH fuck face no matter how many speech writers you put in a room from Harvard. THEY WILL NEVER MAKE YOU FUNNY or Give you anything remotely approaching a human personality.

NOW GO AWAY FOREVER so the New Democrats like Billy Clinton, Harold Ford Jr, Jon Tester, Bob Casey, and Jim Webb can take over!!

Now that's over please vote for the entire Democratic Ticket in Arkansas; They have been officially endorsed by both Greasy Creek and the Arkansas Democrat Gazette.

You  have Greasy's Creeks word that they are NOTHING like Senator John Kerry.

 
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