Home Schooling Has Direct Link to Attention Deficit Disorder!

Asa! Hutchinson's latest ad not only proves that he loves to exploit children for political gain but that homeschooling clearly leads to ADHD! 

We here at Greasy Creek, believe the exposure of homeschooled children, especially life long home schoolers (aka Hutchinson's progeny), to other human beings sets off cataclysmic events of social anxiety and in turn results in attention seeking disruptive outbursts from the children.

Look for yourself...


Oh that Asa! his ad company is so clever but GC wants to ask:
How Can We Trust a Governor Who Champions Home Schools Over Public Schools?

I know the Asa! camp focus grouped this commercial and it made women have warm fuzzies but the truth is Asa! could care less about public primary education or a public college education. Home schooling scares the hell out of us here at Greasy Creek, it may sound alarmist but robbing kids of socializing with other kids is not healthy...especially if you ever want them to attend a normal college (ie not Bob Jones) or eventually wonder out into the real world

A Few Home school alumni who made recent headlines:

David Ludwig- you know, the kid in Pennsylvania who killed his parents and then made a getaway with his home school girlfriend
Adam Gadahn - homeschooled and convicted of treason for providing comfort to Al Qaeda
John Mark Karr - another fine homeschooled product

ASA! claims to defend good local schools (by local schools we must assume he means your local home school?); And Asa! says he will take care of the teachers, BUT this is coming from a guy who home schooled all of his children and used textbooks from Bob Jones University to teach his kids about Math and Science.

To better illustrate Asa!'s misguided priorities on education we will now conduct a short one act play.

Ladies and Gentleman,
Greasy Creek presents...A Day in the Life at Asa Hutchinson's Good Local Schools

Asa: "Okay kids, first question,Jesus says the square root of 81 is...?"

Asa Jr: "Daddy, he says its 9."

Asa: "Correct now do you know the 9th Commandment?"

Asa Jr: "Yes Dad, it says do not lie!"

Asa: Ha Ha, well son what God did not tell you is the old 9th only applies when it is not campaign season. ohh these kids..

Asa: Young Jeremy, do you know what Jesus decried as the square root of 49? 

Jeremy Hutchinson: Yeah uncle Asa! it's 7 and I already know the 7th Commandment its says Thou shall not commit adultery...my daddy hates that one!

Asa! is Crazy!  Any Questions?